Happy Birthday, Large Hadron Collider!
Today the world's largest atom smasher came fully online and conducted its first high speed proton collision.
Some people say these experiments might cause black holes that could destroy earth. Most people say 'Sure, there might be black holes, but they'll be really wee and collapse before any damage is done.'
Me? I don't care. Either new discoveries are made in particle physics or Earth is the punchline of some cosmic joke. I think it's the best way to destroy the planet I have heard of so far.